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The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them

The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence

The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known

I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

The near-death experience brought new ideas to light

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other

The mysterious diary records the voice

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea