The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
The mysterious diary records the voice
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea