My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall
Erin accidentally created a new universe
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
The crowd yells and screams for more memes