Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
Dolores wouldnât have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
- The gloves protect my feet from excess work.
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore