It must be five oâclock somewhere
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
Three generations with six decades of life experience
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours