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She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball