She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
In that instant, everything changed
He excelled at firing people nicely
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
When money was tight, heâd get his lunch money from the local wishing well
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos