I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
- The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
Thereâs a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
Theyâre playing the piano while flying in the plane