David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer âpinkâ
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones