I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here.
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower.
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.
- Greetings from the real universe.
Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
A glittering gem is not enough.
Mary plays the piano.
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.
At that moment he wasn’t listening to music, he was living an experience.
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence. 
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
- He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence.
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July.
- The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.