Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
The thick foliage and intertwined vines made the hike nearly impossible
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
The external scars tell only part of the story
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers