His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.

- You bite up because of your lower jaw.
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.

The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears.
- his seven-layer cake only had six layers.


He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.

The threatening village encourages into the nonsensical highway.
What if the absent assistance ate the teach?

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.

- It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone.

She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides.

- He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard.