Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are.

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon.

  1. He swore he just saw his sushi move.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.

The old apple revels in its authority.

  1. Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard.

The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say.

  1. It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list.

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone.

  1. We need to rent a room for our party.

I am never at home on Sundays.

She had the gift of being able to paint songs.

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.

She looked into the mirror and saw another person.

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.

  1. As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled.

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.