Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar?
I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
Today I heard something new and unmemorable.
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
She advised him to come back at once.
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
Tom got a small piece of pie
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.