Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed

On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar?

I’d always thought lightning was something only I could see

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.

Today I heard something new and unmemorable.

Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood

She advised him to come back at once.

Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

Tom got a small piece of pie

It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick

It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn

Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.