Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

She was too short to see over the fence

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused

Situps are a terrible way to end your day

She did her best to help him

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

Mary plays the piano