Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham.

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

I am my aunt’s sister’s daughter

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours

She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her.

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared

Not all people who wander are lost

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature