Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

They were excited to see their first sloth

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

  • Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck

Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower

Pea soup was the last thing she wanted to eat in 90 degree weather

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to talk to one another

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters.

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

Having no hair made him look even hairier

My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit