The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
They were excited to see their first sloth
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
- Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
Pea soup was the last thing she wanted to eat in 90 degree weather
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to talk to one another
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters.
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
Having no hair made him look even hairier
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit