Kik@ purplequeen4u 18f (beware of my impersonators) 🔞

I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator.

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them

Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow

Three generations with six decades of life experience

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap.

he was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.

his seven-layer cake only had six layers

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.

While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country.

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.