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There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough