There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough