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Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb

If you spin around three times, you’ll start to feel melancholy

That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars

Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

She had the gift of being able to paint songs

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it

She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

Red is greener than purple, for sure

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

Today I heard something new and unmemorable