The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard 
He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
He swore he just saw his sushi move
Too many prisons have become early coffins
They were excited to see their first sloth
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense