I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair