There are no heroes in a punk rock band
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
The door slammed on the watermelon
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days
They got there early, and they got really good seats
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow