The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July 
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell
That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
He drank life before spitting it out
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use