Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.


Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession. 

He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.

It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did.

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them
