The best key lime pie is still up for debate. 

He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.


He liked to play with words in the bathtub.
Not all people who wander are lost.
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short.
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

Abstraction is often one floor above you.
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun.
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.
The hummingbird’s wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder.
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
