Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
The external scars tell only part of the story