The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it. 
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.
He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
Combines are no longer just for farms.
