Getting up at dawn is for the birds
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
It didnât make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didnât want to subsist on veggie crackers
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it
He didnât understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say