A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that thereâs a long way to fall
- He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did.
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
- Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened