Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
Combines are no longer just for farms 1. Courage and stupidity were all he had.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all