Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
Too many prisons have become early coffins
It must be five o’clock somewhere
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough
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She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news
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She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
So long and thanks for the fish.
Because we were lost, we had to go back the way we came
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession 
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind