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8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

Too many prisons have become early coffins

I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

The door slammed on the watermelon