Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
The shooter says goodbye to his love
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room