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I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people

Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition

Homesickness became contagious in the young campers’ cabin

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one

Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

He was all business when he wore his clown suit

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea