Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
I checked to make sure that he was still alive
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didnât want to subsist on veggie crackers
The lake is a long way from here
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow