Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
- I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
- Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
- I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport.
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs.
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb.
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
- It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity.
The mysterious diary records the voice
- I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport.
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy