Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
Henry couldnât decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick