Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
She found his complete dullness interesting
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them 
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love