A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
The crowd yells and screams for more memes