Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
Too many prisons have become early coffins
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
I covered my friend in baby oil
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire