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There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

Too many prisons have become early coffins

Iguanas were falling out of the trees

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea

I covered my friend in baby oil

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The near-death experience brought new ideas to light

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite

Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire