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No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

In that instant, everything changed

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds

She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind