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  1. He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection

Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense

All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin

If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection

He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea

  1. The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort.

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class

Sixty-Four comes asking for bread

Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces

As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

He never understood why what, when, and where left out who