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I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her

The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

He swore he just saw his sushi move

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa

We need to rent a room for our party

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning