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The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out.

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital.

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap.

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.

Tom got a small piece of pie

Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it

  1. It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs.

The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state.

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July.

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.

The father died during childbirth.

this made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there.

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.

Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.

  1. He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.