They got there early, and they got really good seats.
Art doesnât have to be intentional
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
It took him a month to finish the meal.
The mysterious diary records the voice.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either.
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow