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The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend

Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it

It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand

Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup

Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail