The hawk didnât understand why the ground squirrels didnât want to be his friend
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup
Henry couldnât decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail