The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back 
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected.
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
Mary plays the piano.
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar.
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.
