Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
This book is sure to liquefy your brain. 
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
You bite up because of your lower jaw
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away