He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
He wasnât bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
He wasnât bitter that she had moved on but from the radish 
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
My wife gave birth to a son last night
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar