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You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair

We should play with legos at camp

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages.

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like.

The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence.

Abstraction is often one floor above you.

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity.

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.

he view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.